Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Leave Britney Alone....please...pretty please????


Bring the action...When you hear this in the club
You gotta turn the sh-t up
When we up in the club
All eyes on us
See the boys in the club
They watching us
Everybody in the club
All eyes on us
I wanna scream and shout, and let it all out
We saying, oh wee oh wee oh wee oh wee oh
I wanna scream and shout, and let it all out
You are now rocking with Will.i.am and Britney, b-tchRock and roll, everybody let's lose control
All the bottom we let it go
Going fast, we aint going slow, no
Hear the beat, now let's hit the floor
Drink it up, and then drink some more
Light it up, and let's let it blow
Hey yo, rock it out, rock it now
If you know what we talking 'bout
Turn it up, and burn down the house, hooouse
Hey yo, turn it up, and don't turn it down
Here we go, we gon shake the ground
Cause everywhere that we go we BRING THE ACTIONWhen you hear this in the club
You gotta turn the sh-t up
When we up in the club
All eyes on us
You see them girls in the club
They looking at us
Everybody in the club
All eyes on us
You are now rocking with Will.i.am and Britney, b-tch
It goes on and on and on and on
When me and you party together
I wish this night would last forever
Cause I was feeling down, now im feeling better
And maybe it goes on and on and on and on
When me and you party together
I wish this night would last forever, ever, ever, everYou are now rocking with Will.i.am and Britney, b-tch

Sadly.....she doesn't sing on this and it's probably the best thing she's ever recorded.  I guess the advent of the garbled robovoice singing phenomenon might actually launch a career for Britney Spears other than the one launched in the pants of many teen-aged boys back in the late 90's.  She was all packaged fluff, is packaged fluff and followed in the footsteps of packaged fluff...all of  whom had a shelf life of approximately one song.  Sometimes they actually just think they are good and sometimes people actually feed that myth!  Why?  I would rather hear Paula Deen sing and that woman has a voice like a screech owl.   People actually called something Spears did a decade or whatever ago a comeback...comeback from where...obscurity?  

I wonder if Britney actually had a hand in writing these oh so deep and meaningful lyrics.  Although credit to the songwriter, they don't use the "we young and we sick" line in it.  It is a bit like Pidgen English for those young and sick hot clubbers who are most likely too ill from the many drugs and strange drinks in the clubs to have time to speak English between vomiting bouts, or hook ups in the bathroom with some strange girl, guy or girl/guy in the same club...who is also presumably young and sick hopefully with the same thing otherwise something else might breed that we can't cure.  Like Britney Spears. 

The girl had a voice like a fart on a plastic seat in an elementary school when she first started singing.  I am assuming her years of stellar non smoking lifestyle has led to even better vocal cord resonance.  I can only imagine that she now sounds just like that robot doing her singing..or will for her next, next re-comeback comeback tour.  There are people who suck just as much as she does...I think most of them had the good graces to fall by the wayside after the first time they failed at a singing career or at least the second surely they didn't try for a third, or is this now a fourth?  

If people would all just "Leave Britney alone!!"  maybe she would go fade into obscurity and just become a bad blip on the questionable music radar.  Please everyone....leave Britney alone.  Please.  


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