Technically I guess this year isn't supposed to be "the rapture" it's only supposed to be the end of the world.
My plan is to do crazy crap near the supposed date of the end of the world. If the world doesn't end at the appointed time I suppose I'll just refer any pursuing law enforcement departments or creditors to the Mayans.
I could always claim hysteria, or mania...whatever it is that overcomes people when they are told death is imminent. Although writing this could be classified as premeditated naughtiness, or mischievousness.
I am hoping that if the world does decide to end, that my son stops whining, griping, sassing and trying to drive me insane. Since we'll all either be floating in rapture or hanging in limbo he won't have any reason to gripe will he? Maybe something about "how long is the world ending supposed to last?", or "when is the rapture?" Just in case It's only the end of the world and not the rapture, I guess I should have a snack ready.
Oh well happy belated 2012...hopefully a happy 2013 will follow...if not, just think of all the bills we'll be dodging!!
My plan is to do crazy crap near the supposed date of the end of the world. If the world doesn't end at the appointed time I suppose I'll just refer any pursuing law enforcement departments or creditors to the Mayans.
I could always claim hysteria, or mania...whatever it is that overcomes people when they are told death is imminent. Although writing this could be classified as premeditated naughtiness, or mischievousness.
I am hoping that if the world does decide to end, that my son stops whining, griping, sassing and trying to drive me insane. Since we'll all either be floating in rapture or hanging in limbo he won't have any reason to gripe will he? Maybe something about "how long is the world ending supposed to last?", or "when is the rapture?" Just in case It's only the end of the world and not the rapture, I guess I should have a snack ready.
Oh well happy belated 2012...hopefully a happy 2013 will follow...if not, just think of all the bills we'll be dodging!!
